(Source: thedoublej, via must-be-a-lesbian)
When you sit down to type a term paper and you don’t have a clue what to write but somehow your fingers know exactly what to do and you finish it and its beautiful and you’re like, “Where the fuck did that just come from.”
When you accidentally change your browser language settings to the Netherlands
and the only way to get back to English is to know how to read the language.
I love when I set my alarm but forget to turn it on.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
nothing..there is nothing to add to this.
(via zomgitsalex)
(Source: itzabz, via braeballin)
GUYS STOP EVERYTHING THERE IS A BABY DOLPHIN RIGHT HERE
I HAVE STOPPED.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *wheeze* EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I can’t help myself when baby animals are involved.
dYING OF CUTENESS OVERLOAD AKSDJHJKSL uwu <3
I can’t handle this.
(via overrdosedconfidence)
I had all this cool shit and then I didn’t anymore and I don’t know where the fuck it went or what happened or how to get it back.
Day one. Hardest of them all.
(Source: s-sexmachine, via braeballin)
Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.
Wisdom.
Hopefully. It seems the best authors are insane.
(Source: hobbiteers, via crimesolvingshipper)
This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
there are two kinds of people
This is called bioluminesence. It is the same idea behind illuminating blood at a crime scene and similar to the chemistry behind glow sticks.
(via crimesolvingshipper)
